zanimez:

me: time for sleepy :)

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

kestre1s:

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

nihilistgirlfriend:

nihilistgirlfriend:

Optimistic nihilism only lads

The universe is an open ended sandbox rpg. There’s no end goal. You can only get achievements. Some of them include making other people happy

(Source: issietheshark)

uselessgaywhovian:

ommanyte:

Truth coming out of her well (with female-presenting nipples) to shame everyone

oh sweet irony

spring2000:

i never know what’s going on and i believe it’s just very sexy of me to be like that

Hey y’all we’re real personal what’s up but u ever look at pictures of yourself when you had an eating disorder and consider doing it again so u can look like that

darkestelemental616:

heyhosers:

vines y’all have been sleeping on aka vines i haven’t seen in comps but still make me happy

I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT ASL ONE BEFORE DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THAT BY ITSELF?

snakegay:

cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled “rustic pulled pork recipe”: my grandfather’s childhood was tough. every day he had to work the mines. he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe.  As he crawled into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he-

me, growing frantic: resippy

Happy holidays! U kno what that means! Time to be conflicted over food bc it is intensely woven into celebration and family but you are trying not to eat things that are bad for you! How cool!

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

(the series)

I feel like absolute shit

birdbian:

i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.