June 2012
Me: One ticket please.
I can't make this shit up, y'all. I just can't.
the-armsoftheoceans:
linkigi:
mom: “what are you doing?” me: “I’m on tumblr.” mom: “the feminist cat website?”
the feminist cat website.
the feminist cat website
the feminist cat website
the feminist cat website
THE FEMINIST CAT WEBSITE
Seems accurate.
umm actually the gay feminist cat website
Reeeejected rejected I keep getting rejected
R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D
rejected
Mark Advice #11
callerunknown:
Mention the word “poop” with your friends at least once a week. It’s a sign of a healthy friendship
just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people having sex and you’re on the computer by yourself in your room
Watchcollegehumor:
The Depressing Guide to Dating
Maybe dying alone isn’t so bad. It certainly saves you money on movie tickets.
sherk:
the more i like a person the meaner i am to them i’m literally a preschooler
Home alone?
Hairspray karaoke soundtrack it is.
Watchnaraakitsune:
the-drops-of-jupiter:
THIS IS THE BEST
Why can’t we have more of this rather than actual dicks on Chatroulette and Omegle?
This is beauty in its highest form
rryland:
do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
When shopping with mom today and got
A set of Bare Minerals:
Foundation
Bronzer
Mineral Veil
Foundation Primer
A full coverage brush
A soft coverage brush
A concealing brush
Next Victorias Secret:
New bra Fuck Yeah
Finally Bed Bath and Body Works:
Perfume
Lotion
It’s been a good day.
Please?
Blue: What song do you listen to when you're feeling down?
Cup: Do you drink Tea or Coffee?
Dopey: Tell us an embarrassing story.
English: How many languages can you speak?
Fear: Tell us three fears.
Game: What was the last board game you played?
Harry Potter: What was the last book you read?
Injury: Have you ever walked into a glass door?
Jump: Do five jumping jacks/star jump.
Kiss: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
Love: Do you believe in marriage?
Money: What would you do with 1 million dollars?
Naughty: Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?
Oops: What is one thing you'd like to change/fix?
Picture: Post a pic of your lovely face.
Quality: Name three of your favourite blogs.
Rapunzel: Name three Disney movies that you adore.
Star-sign: When's your birthday?
Teacher: What do you aspire to be?
Unite: Do you sponsor a cause?
Varsity: Do you play/watch sport?
Word: Write out your URL in your handwriting
Xylophone: Do you play an instrument?
Yellow: What's your favourite colour?
Zoo: What is your favourite animal?
pickingsides:
It should be illegal for shirts to be over 20 dollars.
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The tastiest salad today for lunch:
Cucumber
Red Onion
Tomatoes
Chives
Rice Vinegar
Olive Oil
Pepper
