**Don’t call being gay a lifestyle**
**Don’t try to “turn” your gay friends straight**
**Don’t be awful**
Today is Netflix and coffee in tea cups and spaghetti and online window shopping
Time to be happy
IT CAME. MY SHIRT CAME IN THE MAIL. HEAR ME ROAR.
PAY ATTENTION TO ME
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life