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beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
boy:i hate being poor
grandpa:were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate:hello naughty children its murder time

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fostermenzel:

Sutton Foster goes onstage every night wearing a comfy dress, no make up AT ALL (probably doesn’t even brush her hair tbh), gets Colin Donnell AND Joshua Henry falling in love with her and sings a very well-written score.If this is not what a dream job looks like, then I don’t know what is.

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Lol @ cute boys knocking on my door after I’ve taken off my bra

snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

(Source: patrickmasturbateman)

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A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.

(Source: shopnastynasty)