zackisontumblr:

*doesn’t do homework and hopes for the best*

(Source: amajor7)

assholedisney:

working on cover letters

assholedisney:

working on cover letters

skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.


update: i banged him

skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

(Source: sandandglass)

Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan on November 16, 1581

Ilya Repin

This painting depicts the historical 16th century story of Ivan the Terrible mortally wounding his son in Ivan in a fit of rage. By far the most psychologically intense of Repin’s paintings, the Emperor’s face is fraught with terror, as his son lay quietly dying in his arms, blood dripping down the side of his face.

(Source: c-adaverine)

almostpsychic:

i fucking love this

almostpsychic:

i fucking love this


y tu mamá también (2001)

y tu mamá también (2001)

(Source: issietheshark)

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

(Source: ed-ingle)

primateculture:

Stop hanging out with fuckboys and start hanging out with a fuckMan

saveme-amazeme:

saveme-amazeme:

husband made our living room a giant fort. we ate two whole pizzas, snugged, and watched movies all night. 

five days later, husband decides its time to be adults again and puts the living room back to its original state.

rapunzelie:

things i don’t own enough of
• lingerie
• candles
• make up
• other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them

(Source: angel-skin)

Be soft, kind and loving. But also take nobody’s shit.